Timely Speech

Timely Speech

The CEO of the company was giving a speech at the annual shareholders’ meeting. Enthused about his company’s performance and the prospects for the next year, he lost track of time and spoke for two hours.

Finally, he realized that he had been speaking for too long and apologized, saying, “I’m sorry I talked so long. I left my watch at home.”

A voice from the back of the room piped up, “There’s a calendar behind you.”

ကုမၸဏီ CEO တစ္ေယာက္ဟာ အစုရွယ္ယာရွင္မ်ား အစည္းအေ၀းမွာ မိန္ ့ခြန္း စကားေျပာေနေလသည္။

ကုမၸဏီရဲ ့ လုပ္ေဆာင္ခ်က္ေတြ ေနာက္ႏွစ္အတြက္ ထင္ျမင္ယူဆခ်က္ေတြကို အာေဘာင္ရင္းသန္သန္နဲ ့စိတ္၀င္တစား ေျပာဆိုေနေလေတာ့သည္။ သူအခ်ိန္ကိုၾကည့္ဖုိ ့ေမ့သြားၿပီး ႏွစ္နာရီၾကာေအာင္ေျပာေနေလရဲ ့

ေနာက္ဆံုးမွာ သူ ့ဘာသာသူ ဒီေလာက္အၾကာႀကီးေျပာေနတာ သတိျပဳမိၿပီး ေတာင္းပန္တဲ့စကား ဆိုလိုက္သည္။

” ေတာင္းပန္ပါတယ္ ကၽြန္ေတာ္ ေျပာတာ ေတာ္ေတာ္ႀကီး ၾကာသြားၿပီ… ကၽြန္ေတာ့္လက္ပတ္နာရီ အိမ္မွာ က်န္ခဲ့လို ့ပါ….”

အခန္းေနာက္ဘက္မွ အသံတစ္သံ က မလိုလားစြာျဖင့္ ေအာ္လိုက္ပံုကေတာ့

” ျပကၡဒိန္ေတာ့ ေနာက္မွာ ရိွတယ္ေဟ့….. ”

Cleanbusiness Jokes မွ ဆီေလ်ာ္ေအာင္ ဘာသာျပန္ထားပါသည္။


Employee Assessment

Employee Assessment

Subject: Prospective Employee Assessment

To: All Managers

The following guidelines shall be used when hiring new personnel.

Take the prospective employees you are trying to place and put them in a room with only a table and two chairs. Leave them alone for two hours, without any instruction. At the end of that time, go back and see what they are doing.

If they have taken the table apart in that time, put them in Engineering.
If they are counting the butts in the ashtray, assign them to Finance.
If they are screaming and waving their arms, send them off to Manufacturing.
If they are talking to the chairs, Personnel (HR) is a good spot for them.
If they are sleeping, they are Management material.
If they are writing up the experience, send them to Technical Publications.
If they don’t even look up when you enter the room, assign them to Security.
If they try to tell you it’s not as bad as it looks, send them to Marketing.
And if they have left early, put them in Sales.

From: cleanbusinessjokes

A businessman

A business Walked into a New York bank to borrow $5,000.

He was going to Europe on a business trip.

The bank asked for some security for the loan.

The business man handed over the keys to a Rolls Royce that was parked in front of the bank.

The loan officer accepted the car as collateral for the loan.

The Rolls was driven into the bank’s garage and parked.

Two weeks later the businessman returned, repaid the $5,000 loan and the interest which came to $15.00.

The loan officer said, “We are a bit puzzled.
We checked and found that you are a multimillionaire.
Why you would bother to borrow $5,000?“

The business man replied:
Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks,
for $15?